For those of you that don’t know me, my
name is Bunny. I’m a demon and I’m here today on the 1NS blog to do my monthly
character chat. This month, I’m chatting with a sexy recruiter, Paige, from
Sudden Breakaway.
Hello, Bunny. Thanks for having me
today. *straightens the back of her skirt and sits on the stool opposite Bunny*
I have to tell you we have a lot in
common. I too recruit. Of course it’s a different kind of recruiting, but I
feel this connection. *snaps fingers and changes into a Space Service uniform*
That’s better. As I was saying, I feel this bond. We are both after souls.
She’s gathering a few good men and women for a space station and I collect
for...well that’s for another day. Needless to say, it’s hard work. Very
h-a-r-d at times. *Gives Paige a pointed stare*
Now, I’ve stalked my share of candidates,
and I’ll have to tell you I’ve put some serious mileage on the stilettos. But sometimes you get lucky and stumble onto
them. For instance, I was in the DMV the other day, getting my license renewed.
The lady at the counter snapped my picture and I have to tell you, anyone that
can make me look bad, has some serious talent. I was all for signing her, then
I realized she looked familiar, I mean, I see a lot of different faces in my
line of business, but something about her just rang a bell. Then I remembered.
She was one of my first souls.
It’s awesome to see your recruits
excelling.
You have no idea how many people will
sell their soul for a decent driver’s license picture. The chick has quite the
racket and damn, she knows how to work it. I almost had to sell my non-existent
soul to get a redo. Of course I can be real persuasive and convinced her there
were worse places to work than the DMV. *Holds up driver’s license* She can
take a good picture if you twist her arm a little. *Blows on nails* Pressure
points do the trick every time.
Oh where was I? Yes, the interview.
Today on 1NS I’m talking with the lovely Paige Brown. *Eyes the sexy brunette across from her.*
Great suit. Where do you shop?
I don’t, really. The Space Service
mandates everything we wear. *rolls eyes* And like I have time to go shopping
anyway, always travelling across the country to find fresh meat to sign their
life away. Your outfit is very cute though. I only wish our outfits looked more
like yours.
Me? This little old thing? I stole it
off one of the women on the Space Station. It looks better on me anyway.
Give us an idea of the average day of a
Space Service recruiter.
On my research days, I scan the
multitude of files about the man or woman I’m scheduled to recruit. I’m always
catching the first flights available in the morning, so I can scope out the
possible recruits neighborhood, make sure there is no information that the
Space Service missed, and then in the afternoon, I go in for the kill, wining
and dining the prospect until they agree. I may be there for a couple of days,
or weeks, if that’s what it takes. As soon as the contract is signed, I fly
back home, send in my report, and get a good night of sleep, knowing that in
the morning someone else’s files will be waiting for me.
Have you ever been on the station? If
not, why?
No. I was supposed to. But the portal
was destroyed in an attempt to prevent terrorists from getting hold of the
technology. A new one is being constructed at the moment to transport all the
new recruits there, but I’m in no hurry to see it finished. My good-for-nothing
ex-husband is up on the space station with his new fling, and I have no desire
to ever see him again, or to meet her.
Ha ha. A great comparison, really. If only
I’d known what I was signing up for the day my husband and I joined the Space
Service. I’ve recruited many, but only twenty have made it through training.
What qualities do you look for in
candidates?
Intelligence, of course. They must be
able to suspend disbelief. There are aliens out there, and anyone traveling to
the space station will meet all kinds. And following orders is a must. This is
where most fail.
Why a 1Night Stand? What made you apply
to Madame Eve’s service?
I had a day off, which is rare. And
belonging to the Space Service does not give me much time to date. I wanted to
bypass the getting-to-know one another stage and get right to the main course.
I heard through whispered rumors about 1Night Stand, and thought I’d give it a
try.
Madame Eve has an extensive
questionnaire. Can you tell me the “must possess skills” you asked for your
match to have?
I kept thinking about my last prospect
as I filled out the form. He turned down my offer, but I couldn’t get him out
of my head.
When Jared Barnes opened the door and
you noticed he was your date, what was your first thought? Be honest. I can
tell if you’re lying. *Wags finger at Paige*
I was ready to jump him right there.
But the angry look on his face held me back. I mean, I couldn’t believe Madame
Eve matched me up with the guy I’d been fantasizing about since I first opened
his file.
So, a hockey game. Tell me, did you
even watch it or were you too busy playing in the penalty box? Get it,
penalty—box? *frowns* Okay, trying to lighten the mood in here. I’ll stay away
from the euphemisms. Sheesh.
I think we saw a couple seconds here
and there. It took him a few minutes to realize I wasn’t trying to use the game
as another means to recruit him. Let’s just say, we never felt the cold in the
arena, and the first goal was exhilarating.
He’s damn fine, everything I’d
fantasized about, and more. Solid muscle.
So, is there any truth in the
correlation of boot size to er, you know? Too personal? Please, I’m keeping
this on low simmer. Trust me. You really don’t want me to turn up the heat.
Let’s just say, I will never be
complaining about his size.
Okay, now for the quickies. You do, do
quickies, don’t you? Splendid. *Claps hands together*
How tall does he have to be to get on
the ride?
Taller than me.
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate, of course.
Boxers or briefs?
I’m not picky as long as they come off
quickly.
Beer or champagne?
Whatever is offered.
Mustache or clean-shaven?
Clean-shaven, though I don’t mind a
little stubble now and again.
Skin art or unaltered canvas?
I’m not picky there
.
Does size matter?
Always.
Have you sold your soul yet?
Yes, when I signed with the Space
Service.
Oops, sorry. I get a little carried
away sometimes. Thanks for stopping by and giving us the scoop on your date. I
understand you have a tell-all book out about your night called, Sudden
Breakaway. You can buy Sudden Breakaway HERE
Okay, keep your eyes open next month
when I interview a hot marketing guy with eyes only for his boss, or is it the
other way around?
Ciao, lovelies!
Sudden Breakaway Blurb
Dressed
in her black designer suit, Paige Brown recruits men and women for the Space
Service. After the end of her marriage, and several failed recruiting missions,
she yearns to find a way out of her lifelong contract to live a normal life. To
find love again.
Jared
Barnes’s life had been flipped upside down by two little kids. When his former
Commander’s wife shows up to give him a reprieve, he jumps at the chance for a
break, and to visit his former squad. But it is not his buddies he meets in the
private suite at the hockey game, instead a woman who has been the star of all
of his recent fantasies.
Now
available from Decadent Publishing and other ebook retailers.
Bio:
Jessica Subject started writing to
encourage her daughter to read. Now she writes to keep herself grounded.
Although she reads many genres, she enjoys writing Science Fiction Romance the
most and believes everyone in the universe deserves a happily ever after. She
lives Southwestern Ontario, Canada with her husband and two kids and loves to
hear from anyone who has enjoyed her stories.
Website/Blog / Twitter / Facebook
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Ha ha Jessica - oops I mean Bunny!
ReplyDeleteLOL Barbara. I'm not Bunny. Hehe. She's a hoot though. Love her!
DeleteGreat interview Bunny !!!!
ReplyDeleteBunny is a lot of fun. :) Paige enjoyed herself.
DeleteDawn!!
ReplyDeleteWhat? What did I do?
ReplyDeleteI love Bunny, can I be her when I grow up? Jessica congrats on this latest release :O) Carin
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, Carin! Yes, Bunny rocks! :)
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