Welcome to our May 1Night Stand
interview. Today I have Cade O’Donnell from A Taste of Humanity. Cade, welcome
to my hot seat. Please tell the audience a little about you.
I don’t usually do interviews. I mean, I’m not the
most interesting person. But you’ve been pretty insistent in talking to me so I
guess I’ll go along with it.
I was born in Ireland, but I don’t remember any of it
as my parent’s moves to Detroit shortly after my birth. My father was in the
army so we travelled a lot. My mother homeschooled me which had its pros and
cons. I really didn’t have many friends.
I was expected to follow in my fathers footsteps, but I didn’t have the
dedication to be a soldier which caused a lot of friction between my father and
I. I left home at seventeen and did odd jobs until I met Gage Masters. He’s a Real Estate Investor, top in his
field. He took me under his wing and within a few years I rose to the top.
So, why did you choose Vegas to hook up
with your 1Night Stand. I hear New Orleans is quite the party town, or perhaps
Colorado if you want a flavor of the West, wait, forget Colorado. I hear
they’ve been getting snow in May. Ugh, split ends, dry flaky skin and layers
and layers of clothes. I prefer a much warmer climate, if you know what I mean.
Besides I think spring clothing should look like spring, not sweaters, mittens
and snow boots. So, last season, you know?
It’s the city
of sin. What better place to hook up with someone you don’t know for one night
of sex
.
I don’t know about you, but I like the
sunshine, lying on a beach and getting oil rubbed into my back by.... *sighs*
I’m not much of
a sun person. I’m better at night, if you know what I mean. **Winks**
No,
not sure I know what you mean. Leans in closer. Smile again?
Whoa. What big fangs you have? And very
sparkly white. You’ve got a great dentist. If I had a soul, I’d sell it to have
someone that does work like that. Can I get his number after the interview?
I’ve been told
that a lot. I have a personal dentist. She does work for Gage’s employees only.
So, Madame Eve. Why a 1Night Stand? Why
did you seek out her legendary matchmaking services? Surely a nice-looking guy
like you doesn’t have a hard time hooking up with the chicks? Well, with the
exception of the pale complexion. You could use a little sun.
As I said, I’m more of a night person. I was given Madame Eve’s business Card and
when I checked her out, I liked what I saw. She’s a professional who knows how
to give a person just what they need for a mate. She also caters to the out of
the norm customers, ones who may not find it so easy to search out a date. Every
one of her clients is researched and if they meet her criteria, she helps them.
It’s safer and easier. I needed someone
in a hurry, who was clean, who I could feel comfortable with. Someone who would
accept my….unusual appetites. Besides, meeting someone at a bar for a one night
stand seems so trashy.
*cocks
head*
Wait, pale skin, the accent—are you....
Never mind. So, a little birdie tells me you might be associated with certain
people in Vegas. I’ll just spit it out then. The mob?
What little
birdie told you that?
I have all kinds of contacts below. I’d
be happy to introduce you to a few. My father kicks it with a good deal of
them, well, and Ghangis Khan. Do you know him? Long hair he wears in a
ponytail--mustache. A sore loser at craps. The way he acts, you’d think he’s
never lost at anything before. It must be small man’s disease, because he’s
like five foot zero. Seriously, all attitude.... *Glances around at silent
audience*
Again, I’d like to find out who told you that. I don’t
need other connections. I’m happy with my job, with Gage. I don’t think I would enjoy hanging with your
father. No offence but he doesn’t seem very professional.
Oh, my father, he’s very professional,
but you don’t want to piss him off. He takes on this whole Lord of Hell persona.
and it’s.... I just hate it when he pouts. What a baby. The last time that
happened, well, we had the Dark Ages.
He’s in charge of torturing the damned
for all eternity, but hey, this interview is all about you, and I don’t want to
get into the family business too deep. I mean there are nine levels, or so
that’s the rumor going around, but I can tell you it goes a lot deeper...never
mind, I said I wasn’t going to talk family business and there I go, off on a
tangent. Though I am certainly happy to take you on a tour someday if you’d
like to ask my little birdie, yourself. I have this little contract you have to
sign first, a little formality. Wait do you have a soul?
Really, this is the type of interview you do? Or are
you trying to recruit because if that’s the case you can go to hell.
Seriously dude, don’t glare, it’s not a good
look for you. You don’t want to age that way, trust me, I’ve seen the way some
very unhappy people have aged and I’m just saying, you don’t want that. Let’s
move on before you face gets stuck like that. K? So, what were the requirements
for your dream date? What did you specify was a must on that application?
I’m vain, I’ll admit it. I wanted beauty, a great body
and someone who was open to new things. I also wanted someone with brains, you
know, not an airhead.
Vanity—a
deadly sin. Love it. Keep talking. Was she everything you thought she would be?
Hell yeah, and more! She was so much fun and watching
her face light up at the flashy lights and entertainment that Vegas boasts made
me feel like it was the first time seeing Vegas myself. Penny turned out to be a hell of a woman.
So,
how about some quickies? Everyone loves the quickies.
You got that
right. **Wink**
O
Neg or O Pos, or are you a “O” man?
What is my
blood type? That’s a strange question. Okay, I’m B positive.
I have to tell you, I love “O” men. I
mean anyone that can give you a great big “O” is the bomb in my book. I mean, you really are in my book. *pulls out
black book and flips through it, stopping on last page and points* See, I’ve
got you penciled in right here. All you have to do is give me your address and
phone number. I’ll take care of the rest.
I’m sure you’re
a lot of fun, but you’re not really my type.
No? Don’t do demons? Okay, I know a few
people that can help me get that information. No bother. Let’s move on, this
quickie is stretching out a bit.
Day
or Night?
Night
Boxers
or briefs.
Briefs. It my opinion that any man that wears boxers doesn’t
have much to be proud in the cock department.
Think about it. Which would you rather see? The bulge in a pair of
tighty-whities or the sag of baggy boxers.
I
prefer free style. So...where do you live?
San Diego, but
I travel a lot so I have places scattered about.
Can you be a little more specific? I’ve
been building my little black stalking book. You can never have enough prey.
It’s really a must in my line of work.
I’ve had my
share of stalkers. They don’t stick around once I **talk** to them.
Oh, I don’t go away. I’m very good at
what I do, and threats kind of turn me on. So.... Thanks for stopping in today.
For the tell all exclusive on Cade’s date, check out this link. Taste of Humanity You can get all the dirty deets
on the date there.
Thanks for the
interesting interview, Bunny. For my first time, it wasn’t boring. **Smiles
slyly**
Okay, I gotta run. But make sure to stop
by next month, when I interview Cori Valentine from Cinderella Wore Combat
Boots.
Hey,
I forgot to ask, do you get all sparkly in the sunlight?
You should burn
for that question. What did I say about
being a night person. I’m out of here.
Jeesh,
some people can’t hold their sunlight. Okay, bye, bye, Cade. You know they have
this thing called sunscreen. Just saying. Come again and visit, some time.
*Blinks* Did he just walk out on me? Seriously? Some Vampires can be so crabby
in the morning. *Shrugs* Don’t forget to stop by next month when I put a Marine
in my hot seat.
Bunny
