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Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
A new release and a FREEBIE!
By DL Jackson
Hi,
everyone! I’m
stopping by today to share my latest release, Beauty and the Brigadier and a
freebie.
First the
Freebie. Being Prince Charming will be
available for 5 days, until Wednesday, January 15th. Here’s the link to snag
your copy:
Now the new
release. In the spirit of Cinderella Wore
Combat Boots and Being Prince
Charming, Beauty and the Brigadier
brings you another story of romantic challenges faced by those in the military.
Eli is a Major General, Anya a supermodel on her way out of the industry. Eli
needs a date to an important event, but he’s having a hard time reaching out
and asking someone, feeling guilty about dating another woman after his wife
passed more than two years before. He’s lonely. He’s cranky.
Madame Eve
to the rescue.
Come help
me celebrate a new release and get your free copy for Prince Charming rides off
into the sunset.
Blurb:
When the Cold War meets apple pie,
sparks fly.
Brigadier General Eli Wells needs a
date, but he’s not been out socially since his wife passed two years before.
The lack of a personal life is making him unbearable to be around and the staff
has even begun to call him the beast behind his back.
When he asks his Aide-De Camp to find
him a date for a special party, his best friend and post commander, overhears
the conversation and sees an opening to help Eli out of his slump. Together,
the lieutenant and major general enlist the help of Madam Eve in hopes that Eli
will agree to the setup. Heaven knows, someone needs to get him to relax.
Anya Volkov’s modeling days are over.
At the suggestion of her former agent and only friend, she elects to try an
internet dating service called 1Night Stand. The first time she meets General
Eli Wells, she knows he’s everything she asked for and more, but he also seems
to be holding back and testing her. Can she get him to loosen up and take a
chance, or will the date be over before it starts?
Excerpt:
Eli saluted back. “We have a special visitor today, Sergeant
Major Danners. Would you put the troops at parade rest while I retrieve her?”
“My pleasure, sir.” He saluted again.
Eli returned it and headed for Anya.
Danners did another about face. “Parade rest!”
Off to the left, beside Lieutenant Winters, stood his date,
dressed in gray shorts and a standard issue Army T-shirt. A size too small with
the way it stretched over her breasts, but he wouldn’t complain. Her legs
practically stretched to the sky. Anya wore her curves with confidence,
demonstrating she couldn’t care less about looking like the typical,
bag-of-bones model. She sported an hourglass figure, with softness where it
belonged, and her face—her face could be an angel’s.
She didn’t appear the least out of place. He strode over to
her, taking her hand. “Ms. Volkov.” He kissed her knuckles. “I’m General Eli
Wells, your date.”
“Nice to meet you, Eli.”
He tucked her hand through the crook of his arm and walked
her in front of the formation.
“Attention,” Danners commanded and did an about face. They
exchanged salutes again and the sergeant major turned the formation over,
taking his place on Eli’s left.
“This is Ms. Volkov, a celebrity. She is my guest for the
day and will be running PT with us this morning.”
“Hu-ah,” the troops barked back. He smiled. They sure as
hell were showing a lot of enthusiasm today, but who could blame them. Even at
fifty, the woman was drop-dead beautiful and eye candy.
“Treat her with courtesy, but show her how we do this in the
Army.”
“Yes, sir!”
He turned to the old non-com. “They’re all yours, Sergeant
Major.” He saluted and Eli returned it one last time. While Danners began to
lead the unit through stretches, Eli turned to Anya. “You ready to run four
miles?”
“Excellent. I thought I’d miss out on it this morning.”
“You run?”
“You could say so, General Wells. Try to keep up.”
He raised a brow. “Why, Ms. Volkov, a challenge?”
“You bet your combat boots it was. Please, call me Anya.”
“Right face,” Danners called and the unit turned.
“Forward—march! Your left, your left, your left right left.”
“You better be sure of yourself, Anya. Last chance to drop
out before we set the pace for this unit.”
“I never back away when I want something.” She winked and
gave him a hip bump. A freaking hip bump. God—not what he’d expected at all.
Maybe he’d enjoy this date after all.
“Double time—march!”
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Being Prince Charming released!
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Words
screamed in anger, an empty nest, and an emptier life are just some of the
reasons people divorce. For Gunny, a diehard Marine who refuses to give up the
Corps, and Lissa his wife of over twenty years, the reason isn’t a good one.
After a heated argument morphs out of control, Lissa walks away and in his
pride, August refuses to go after her.
It
took two years, but Lissa is finally ready to move on with her life and marry
another man. Only one problem, her heart still belongs to the Marine she left
behind.
August
is back, looking for a second chance, and this time he isn’t letting Lissa walk
away without a fight. Gunny has given up everything, including the Marine
Corps, for a second chance with the woman he loves. Madam Eve has given him one
night to prove to Lissa he’s all she ever wanted—that he can still be her
Prince Charming. Fail, and she’ll marry another man in the morning.
For
this Marine—failure is not an option.
Lissa never returned, going
home to where they’d been high school sweethearts, even if her family had long
since moved on. Gunny crumpled the divorce decree and tossed it in the trash,
refusing to hold onto the one souvenir he’d retained from his marriage with
Lissa. Gone were their wedding pictures, the dishes, pots and pans, everything
that had made their off-camp apartment a home, including the woman he still
loved. He surveyed the room. Except for a few pieces of plastic outdoor
furniture, the apartment sat empty as his life.
No matter how he tried, he
couldn’t wrap his mind around the finality and accept it. Marines didn’t give
up. He picked up his bags and walked out the door, not bothering to lock it
behind him.
Anyone who wanted it could have
the remnants of his life. He’d finally retired from the Marines and, thanks to
Cori, had secured a job working for Sol’s company, Protect and Serve. Not that
it mattered. Without Lissa, he had no reason to care, but it would help him to
get by until he could figure out how to get his wife back.
Make that ex-wife.
And he would find a way.
Eventually, she’d come to her senses. No one could turn love off. He’d be the
one to know. His heart ached constantly for the woman he’d once had. He’d been
an idiot not to listen to what she said, to put the Corps before her. Hindsight
being twenty-twenty and all that, he decided he needed to man up, improvise,
adapt, and overcome.
August strode up to the
unsexiest vehicle a man could own, a fifteen-year-old minivan with rusty doors,
a black cloud of smoke that followed wherever he drove it, and a driver’s side
door that wouldn’t open. He tossed his bags in the rear cargo area and climbed
over the passenger seat to take his place behind the wheel. Patting his
pockets, he searched for his key and extracted it, wondering why he even
bothered to remove it from the ignition. A thief would be doing him a favor to
steal it.
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Sometimes Fairytales come true...
First Sergeant Cori Valentine faces a bleak future. She’s turning forty in three weeks and life as she knows it is over. An injury received while on deployment has earned her an early retirement from the Marine Corps, something she’s not sure she’ll survive. Things get even better when interfering Marines set her up on a blind date for a party she doesn’t want. The guy has to be a total toad to want to go out with her. Right?
When Madame Eve informs Retired SEAL, Sol Keller she’s found his perfect match, he doesn’t believe it, but takes up the challenge. One look at the First Sergeant in a sexy dress and combat boots has him wondering if fairytales really can come true. Madame Eve might be the legendary Fairy Godmother, and Cori his Cinderella. Sol intends to show the Marine beauty a Prince Charming she’ll never forget, and that retirement isn’t the end of her story but merely the beginning.
First Sergeant Cori Valentine faces a bleak future. She’s turning forty in three weeks and life as she knows it is over. An injury received while on deployment has earned her an early retirement from the Marine Corps, something she’s not sure she’ll survive. Things get even better when interfering Marines set her up on a blind date for a party she doesn’t want. The guy has to be a total toad to want to go out with her. Right?
When Madame Eve informs Retired SEAL, Sol Keller she’s found his perfect match, he doesn’t believe it, but takes up the challenge. One look at the First Sergeant in a sexy dress and combat boots has him wondering if fairytales really can come true. Madame Eve might be the legendary Fairy Godmother, and Cori his Cinderella. Sol intends to show the Marine beauty a Prince Charming she’ll never forget, and that retirement isn’t the end of her story but merely the beginning.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Meet a real Cinderella!
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Hi everyone! You may notice that I’m
not Bunny. No, she’s decided to chase after one of the sexy Pararescuemen that
Bobby introduced her to back in March. And while I’m not a sexy Demon, my
author does like to refer to me as a bunny. The Energizer Bunny, that is. Hey,
I can’t help it that I never run out of ideas. Might as well get them down before
I do run out one day, right? So, today, I’m interviewing retired First Sergeant
Cori Valentine from Cinderella Wore Combat Boots.
Cori: Good Morning. And what
name do you go by?
My author has many names for me, but I
prefer to be called Élan. I have to tell you, Cori, we have a lot in common. We just keep going
and going until the job is done. But recently you were told you had to stop,
that you had to retire. How did you react to that?
All my life I’ve been in
the Corps. My Marines are my family. I wasn’t just faced with saying goodbye to
my career, but my family. Unless you’ve been there, it’s hard to understand the
bond you have with your brothers and sisters in arms. I was ready to show them
I could do it, but the military is cutting back, and those who had medical
issues, had to go.
I would fight them all the way, too.
But they did plan an extravagant retirement party for you, complete with some
surprises. Like a date, perhaps?
Yeah, about that. I
didn’t want it. I didn’t want to be reminded of that ticking clock. It really
felt like my life was over, that everything I had worked for was being taken
from me. Then my good buddy, Gunny, convinced me to get onboard. A photo, a new
dress, even though I’d wanted to wear my uniform, and boots, something I could
walk in without landing flat on my ass in front of everyone. My old injury
wasn’t having any of the high heels.
And I heard your unit took you
shopping. That in itself is a situation jammed packed with plot bunnies. I mean
imagine all those sexy, young men and who they could meet. My author is going
to kill me. Okay, so how was the shopping trip?
Okay, there is a reason
you shouldn’t take men shopping. I think I tried on every dress in that shop
before I had one foisted on me at the last second, to replace a strip of fabric
one of the guys tried to pass off as a gown. Surprise. It turned out to be the
right dress. Nothing to trip on, and my color—red. Then Gunny slid a pair of patent
leather combat boots under the door, the same kind the USO used for some of
their dancers. I couldn’t say no. They were perfect.
They would be my preference, too. And your
date? I mean, I heard you got all hot and bothered just by looking at his
picture. What did you think when you actually met Sol in person?
Well, it was kind of hard
not to. He’s that kind of man when you walk by him, you risk getting whip-lash
from the double-take. Meeting him in person.... Much more than I expected.
Oh, I’d love to meet him. Can you
explain to us what your role in the Marines was before retirement?
I was a First Sgt. I
worked as an MP before that, and encountered an IED at a checkpoint. The
shrapnel from the explosion destroyed my hip. The surgeons weren’t sure they
could put me back together, and I was told point blank, I’d likely never walk
again. But I showed them. I walked, with a limp, but I walked, so when they
told me I had to retire or be medically discharged, you can understand how it
wrecked my world.
Good for you for proving them wrong.
Though it still sucks that you had to retire. And how do you fill your days now?
I can’t see you just sitting down and accepting retirement.
I work for Sol at his
company Serve and Protect. We make protective equipment for the military and
for police and fire departments. We also have a lab that develops bionic
prosthesis, eyes, limbs, hearing and we’re even working on devices that pick up
where severed spines leave off. Our hopes are that someday, individuals with
spinal injuries will be able to walk again.
A great goal! And I look forward to
seeing the company in the news when that goal is reached. Okay, now for the
quickies. You do, do quickies, don’t you? Splendid. *Claps hands together*
How tall does he have to be to take you
for a ride? At least six foot. I’m tiny, but I love
a man that I can look up to.
Chocolate or Vanilla? Both.
Boxers or briefs? Commando
Beer or champagne? Beer
Mustache or clean-shaved? Clean-shaved
Skin art or unaltered canvas? Depends on what’s on their skin. Another woman’s
name—turnoff. His trident—hot.
Does size matter? *Raises brow*
And I’m pretty sure I know the answer
to this, but heels or flats? Boots.
Thanks for stopping by, Cori, and
giving us the scoop on your date. I understand you have a tell-all book out
about your night called, Cinderella Wore Combat Boots. Do you have the link
where readers can buy it? Cinderella
Wore Combat Boots
Okay, keep your eyes open next month
when Bunny will be back to interview.
Bye, bye for now!
Thanks
for having me, Elan.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
March on over! Bunny interviews Pararescueman Bobby Martin
By
Bunny
*Pops
into chair wearing pink ACUs and waves to the audience.*
Good
Morning, 1NightStanders. Today, I’m talking to Sergeant Bobby Martin, an Air
Force Pararescueman.
Okay,
I know it’s not just me thinking this, what’s a Pararescueman?
Bobby: Okay, let’s get this over with. Generally I’m
not one to toot my own horn, but it took a lot to get here and that’s something
I’m extremely proud of. So, we are also known as PJs, a group of Air Force
elite, and are the only group in the Department of Defense specifically trained
and equipped to conduct conventional and unconventional rescue processes. Our
main mission is personnel recovery and combat search and rescue operations.
Additionally,
PARARECUEMEN are among the most highly trained emergency trauma specialists in
the U.S. military and we must earn and maintain an emergency medical technician
paramedic qualification throughout their careers. Just for shits and giggles I
brought along the list of training we have to go through to be a pararescueman.
After completion of six weeks of Basic Military Training, we spend the next 17
months training at the following schools:
•The PARARESCUE/Combat Control
Indoctrination Course
10 weeks, Lackland AFB, TX
•US Army Airborne Parachutist School
3 weeks, Fort Benning, GA
•US Army Combat Divers School
4 weeks, Key West, FL
•US Navy Underwater Egress Training
1 day, Pensacola NAS, FL
•US Air Force Basic Survival School
2 and a half weeks, Fairchild AFB, WA
•US Army Military Freefall Parachutist School
5 weeks, Yuma Proving Grounds, AZ
•Special Operations Combat Medic Course
22 weeks, Fort Bragg, NC
•PARARESCUE Recovery Specialist Course
20 weeks, Kirtland AFB, NM
Then
the real fun begins. Many of us have spent the greater part of the past eight
years in Iraq and Afghanistan where we have one mission only, and that is to
rescue American or Allied forces in extreme danger. Our targets have been shot down or are
isolated behind enemy lines, surrounded, engaged, wounded, or captured by the
enemy, we will do whatever necessary to bring our brothers and sisters home.
That’s
it in a nutshell.
There
is something so hot about men in uniform. I was in the Army once. My father has
a legion, real elite. I’m sure you’ve heard of them. Anyway, I served as a
recruiter. There was this Roman Centurion I once knew.... I mean if you’re
going to go all out, Centurion is the way to go. Pararescuemen are a lot like
Centurions, they are both hot, and soldiers. One flies in a helicopter and the
other...okay, so there not a lot alike, but a girl can dream, can’t she? You
wouldn’t understand until you’ve seen a man with great legs wearing a tunic and
armor. And though I love the primitive charm of a man with a sword, there’s
certainly nothing wrong with a man who knows how to handle a gun.
Er,
weapon. Isn’t that what they’re calling it these days? Sword—gun, they’re all
rather phallic wouldn’t you say?
So,
Bobby....
Bobby:
(cocks an eyebrow)
Tell
everyone a bit about yourself. What it is you do? How you got into your current
line of work.
Bobby:
Beyond all the other stuff that PJ’s do, I’m also a trained sniper. Comes in
handy now and then. As for what got me here? I’d have to give my mother credit
for that one. She gave me a strong sense of honor and pride in my country, and
while she may not have thought I’d take this route with my life, it was really
the only way I could see myself going. I wouldn’t want to do anything else.
Bobbie:
Actually I’d, uh…well, I helped my Lieutenant get together with his wife
through 1 Nightstand. After they got married, I was bullied into using the
service for myself.
Tell
me about what you were looking for in a woman, what qualifications were a must
on that application?
Bobbie:
All women are hot in their own way. But for me, long legs, a nice rack. Typical
guy stuff, I guess.
Was
your date everything you expected?
Bobbie:
Not exactly. I mean Siobhan was, for sure! The moment I saw her I was hooked.
But she also tripped every warning bell I had, too.
Anything
you didn’t?
Bobby:
Being shot at was a real buzzkill. Having my teammates come rescue us with
Siobhan wrapped in only a sheet wasn’t fun either. The jackasses still haven’t
let me forget it.
All right,
let’s get to the quickies. Everyone likes the quickies.
Damsel
in Distress or Xena, Warrior Princess?
Bobby:
Xena
T
or A?
Bobby:
T
Boxers
or briefs?
Bobby:
Commando
Southern
Belles or Northern Babes?
Ever
had a little demon tail?
Bobby:
No. But I’ve kicked some demon as— um, tail.
What?
It’s a legitimate question. I’ve really been doing my best lately to behave,
but such hotness sitting across from me, and well, I regress a teeny bit. I’m a
lover, not a fighter. Okay, okay, so I have been known to shove the occasional
date into lava and torment the damned, but I have my reasons.
Okay,
that pretty much kills our time like a sniper with a bullet.
Stop
by next month and see who sitting in the hot seat. Thanks for stopping by
Bobby, oh, and one last question for the road.
You’re
traveling to Singapore on the Oriental Express. You see a little man hobble
toward the baggage cars and go inside. You go after him to tell him the
sleepers are in the other direction, only to find him tearing through luggage.
When you ask him what he’s doing, he turns around and you realize the old dude
isn’t old at all. In fact, he’s not a dude. The woman has a twelve inch blade
and lunges for you. All you have in your pockets are chopsticks from the lo
mien you’d been eating and floss, because you have fantastic dental hygiene.
You’re
too far from the exit to get to it before she gets to you and guts you like a
fish. What do you do?
Bobby:
First off, we Pararescuemen are trained in hand-to-hand combat. This princess
doesn’t stand a chance with her pointy fingernail file. And it’s not like I can
just ignore her or call train security. I glance at the baggage she’d been
digging through. Oh, sh*t, there’s weapon’s grade uranium in there. Must have
been what she’d been after. Now we’re talking national security. The b*tch is
going down. I just wait for her lunge, disarm her, and hog tie her with a belt
from one of the bags she’d been rifling through. From another suitcase, I grab
a sock and stuff it in her mouth. Whipping out my chopsticks from my back
pocket, I stick them between her teeth (so she can’t spit out the sock), and
tie them behind her head with the floss. Now that she’s secure, I call the
train security officer and report the threat to national security.
Thanks
for stopping by today, Bobby. To hear more about how this hunky military man’s
date went, pick up your copy of the tell-all exclusive, In My Sights, at
Buy
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
An Interview with Lily from LIGHTNING
Good
morning. My name is Bunny and I’m your hostess today on the 1NightStand blog,
and that filter you have between your brain and mouth—well, I don’t have one of
them. Just saying. So, don’t expect it.
This
month I’m interviewing Lily from Lightning. She’s the one that knocked the
power out for Sleepy Hollow a few years back. Pthhhh, and you seriously thought
it was a storm?
Upon
reading her profile, I see that we have a lot of things in common. For one
thing, she’s a demon, a succubus, and I too am a demon, a soul collector of
sorts. I prefer the term recruiter of the damned. We obviously both have great
taste in clothes and men, and I too have sisters, older sisters, a legion of
them.
When I
was a young demon and still lived at home, around my house, the wonder years
and PMS were not pretty. It gave a bad day in hell a whole new meaning. You
want to talk hell? One bathroom and a legion of sisters. Do you have any idea
what I had to do to get some mirror time? Seriously, sisters can....
*Blinks*
Oh, I’m
getting off topic. I just love to reminisce about the past. And I understand my
guest today has been reminiscing a lot lately about her past. So let’s get this
party going. We’ll start with an easy question.
Tell us
about the night you began to fight your natural instincts. I mean you are a sex
demon and you do have to, how do I put this delicately, screw your brains out, boff
like a bunny... um okay, not like a bunny, but you know what I mean. You have
to scratch that itch. Go ahead and tell the readers what triggered the insanity,
why you put off men and chose to slowly waste away.
Wow, Bunny, you do go on, don’tcha, babe?
Oooh kitty has claws. We really should talk about some
of the job openings I have available. You would be perfect for many positions,
and not all are on your back. But do tell, why have you sworn off sex again?
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Okay, well, first of all, I am not a sex DEMON.
I do not collect souls. I am a sex GODDESS.
I rock their world. I give them the hottest time of their life. I leave
them whimpering, vibrating, electronically-charged pools of molten testosteronic
jelly. (I may have made that up. I may also be channeling my sisters just a
teensy tinsy bit.)
Of course, your mileage may vary, Bunny! (My eyes don’t go red.)
But yeah, my first time (and
first time with a mortal) did not go, how shall I say it…well. Oh, the sex was mind-blowing and all. In fact, it kinda
literally blew the mind of my prom date, the great love of my life, Campbell
Jones. Left him comatose. I didn’t quite know what I was doing then and I had years of pent-up frustration building.
So when I finally let it loose…snap, crackle & pop, you might say. Poor,
poor Campbell. When the paramedics
scraped him up, zapped into unconsciousness, I thought he was dead. Mourned him
a good long time, too. Little did I know
Campbell was busy acquiring, um, super (staying) powers.
So…yeah. I’ve been a little skittish about
mortals, you might say.
And talk about sisters! Really? You want to go there? Holy crow. You
don’t know from whacky, oversexed, domineering older sisters until you’ve met mine. Dagney and Zena. I mean, shoot, there I was, opening
my brand spanking new professional office as an accident reconstruction expert
(Okay, so yeah, I may have a teensy, tinsy bit of history there), when in flit
my sisters ready to re-arrange my life.
I mean, it’s barely page 3 of my story and Zena’s already got her sexy
lips wrapped around the southern part of the anatomy of the maintenance guy
hanging my diploma on the wall. Sorta
makes sharing a bathroom pale in comparison. Ya know?
Until
you have a legion in your closet stealing your haute couture, I don’t want to
hear it. Okay, so sharing a bathroom isn’t that bad, but when they touch the
shoes, someone is going to get hurt. *runs nail file over ends of pitchfork*
What
kept you from going out, finding a tall drink of water and sucking him down
like a high-calorie smoothie? There’s much to be said about breaking your diet
and going for the fast food. You know how they say that if you deny yourself a
treat every now and then, you’re going to fall off the wagon and binge.
Yeah, well. I’m a succubus, as you’ve pointed out. Got to keep the
hormones and electrolytes and all that other stuff in cosmic balance. Or the
lightning tends to strike. Like, you know, with poor Campbell. And the lower
Hudson Valley power grid. And all the
cell phone service in Sleepy Hollow. So whenever I’d need to scratch an itch,
I’d make a booty call to an incubus. Talk about fast food. I had them on speed dial. But…you know. The slam-bam-thank-you ma’am is
not that filling. You tend to want a meatier meal an hour later.
I hear
you there. I once dated this Hell Lord.... An incubus. The sex was off the
scale, but in the end, he ate all my takeout, drank all my beer, and didn’t put
the toilet seat down, so I pushed him in a lava pool. It’s so hard to find what
you want out there.
I
understand your sisters were concerned about you. Is that why you used the
password they gave you to unlock instructions on where to meet your date?
Yeah. Something was definitely missing. I was beginning to fade
away. Zena thought I was looking whiter than Edward Cullen. A fair complexion is one thing. Translucent
is another. So it was definitely time to sink my lips into something more tasty
and nutritious.
Since
you’re a succubus, I’ll just get to the question everyone has on their mind.
What was your favorite part of the date?
Campbell.
The blindfold?
Campbell.
Did anything other than who your date was, surprise you?
Campbell’s ability to ….uh, yeah. No. Nice try, though.
Do you like bondage? Whips, chains, maybe a nice riding crop?
Campbell. Campbell, Campbell, Campbell.
Rather single-minded aren’t you. Anyway, I have these
cuffs....
Whatever works for you, honey-bunny.
Honey-Bunny? Listen Fry-Girl, Bunny doesn’t swing that
way, well only on special occasions, but I’m not into succubus, just so you
know. Your kind are clingy and just too draining. *Glances around quiet
audience* Okay, so I might have experimented a time or two, but doesn’t
everyone do that in college?
And hey, you in the audience, you haven’t read that
Fifty Shades of something or another? Please, everyone knows that cuffs and
blindfolds are the new red. Get with the trends. Seriously, come out of the dungeon
people. You didn’t fall off the escalator to heaven yesterday. You know what
I’m talking about. Japanese knot tying, nipple clamps....
*sighs*
Never
mind. Keep pretending to be innocent. Bunny knows the truth, every single bit
of that dirty debauchery you try to hide. *Eyes flash red* Now, where was I? Oh
yes. Since your sisters filled out the questionnaire for you, did they get it right;
did you get your perfect match? What kind of traits would you have listed that
they didn’t?
Did I happen to mention…CAMPBELL???
Cambell,
smambell. Got it, pumpkin. You’d forget all about your soup guy, dear, if you
saw the way this.... Never mind, *snaps fingers in front of her* she’s a goner.
Whatever works for you Fry-Girl.
Okay,
it’s time for quickies. Everyone loves quickies. *Stops and eyes the audience*
Well, almost everyone. Alright, here we go.
How tall does he need to be to get on the ride?
If he’s on his back or hanging from the
chandelier, do you really think that matters?
Good point. We’ll move on. Boxers or Briefs?
Commando.
Roses or orchids?
Gardenias. (Campbell knows this.)
I have a feeling there’s a story there. Suits or Jeans?
Oh, my Goddess! Have you SEEN Campell in his tux? Or out of it for
that matter? (You better NOT have seen
him out of it, Bunny, on second and third thought.)
Is that a challenge? I mean I do have some pretty decent
optics available. If you insist I can certainly check him out. *Points
pitchfork.* Put the claws away. We’re civilized here and people who play with
Bunny get hurt. You might break a nail or something. I get it, he’s yours. That
leaves how many million for me?
Does size matter?
Campbell’s got no problems there. And I’ve got no complaints.
Lights
on or off? Oh that’s right; you like to take out the power grid. My bad. So, I
can safely say lights off—or is that out?
We kinda like stars and lightning lighting up
the night sky.
Hopeless! Winter or summer? Somehow you don’t strike me
as the snow angel type.
Hot, hot, HOT.
And outdoors, baby!
Does he have any brothers, and do you have their phone
number?
Funny you should ask. He’s got a really HUNKY brother, Sean. (Don’t tell either of them I said so.) Sean’s the hero of THUNDER, another 1Night
Stand story now available from Decadent Publishing. Campbell and I fixed Sean up.
Kinda. Sorta. With the help of Madame Evangeline, of course! (But those Jones
brothers have a lot of tasty guys on their crews, if you’re interested. Oh,
Goddess. What am I saying? You? Not. Interested? BWAHAHAHAHA!)
*Blinks*
What? Now what a minute there, sister. You are going to share? Do you really
blame me? Please tell the readers what he looks like, Lily.
Swoon-worthy.
Thanks
for the in depth description, Lily. And thanks for coming today and sitting in
the hot seat. Leans closer. Don’t forget to give me that number before you go.
Sometimes you just have to bypass the homework and get straight to the
stalking. You know what I mean. I’m all about time savers.
To find
out how Lily’s date went, make sure to stop by Decadent and pick up the tell
all exclusive, Lightning.
And if
you want to read Sean’s story, Thunder, you can pick that up HERE
Thanks for stopping by.
Ciao, Lovelies!
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